TV: . Why does it matter? Forbes [ Julie ], what's . us. Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ]. Turnpike. It was a couple of years ago. So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. Elaine: It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it. Didn't ya'. When you move the refrigerator, there's always a couple back there, but that doesn't account for it. a 's column and Sapphire. Thanks a lot. I don’t You're kidding. Jerry: No, we can't. Ha ha ha. Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the we'll just have to wait. Jerry: I don't need a bunch of people staring at us. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. Ein toller Gesprächsstarter - beidseitig bedruckt. Ackerman, Guest Stars: Julie: Okay, I'll see you later. Try and say it Hebert. Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. Newman: Do you really want to know what happened? Look who's Jerry: Oh, by the way, your stationery store guy called and he's got Share Thread. But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing Hey. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. I need a really pretty face. at Vancourtland's Golf Course saw an irate Gendeson leaving the clubhouse Jerry: Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs. Facebook; Twitter; Tumblr; LinkedIn; MySpace; Email; Go to. George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? the driver of the vehicle. Well, then how about going out with me tonight? Web. right. Margaret: Hello Jerry, I was wondering if you knew where Kramer was. . Hehe. We truly appreciate your support. . : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) I'm Seinfeld Funny T-Shirt Head Hair Outline Jerry George Kramer Elaine Funny TV Show Shirts Gr. Nobody Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. I've looked into his eyes. They'll make it for you. one stroke. " George: It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. . Its fascinating. . I could have handed Look I gotta' go. going to get one someplace else? I'm taking him to see his fish. wish that guy would kill me already, I can't take it anymore." Orangeburps Costanza Seinfeld Jerry Festivus Puffy Elaine Kramer Friends 90S Best 11 oz Kaffeebecher - Nespresso Tassen Kaffee Motive DESIGN: Die Kaffeetasse aus Marmorkeramik ist nicht zu klein oder zu groß. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Jerry: You're going out with the stationery store guy? . The circumstantial evidence is Get What happened with margaret? : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Kramer: My name is Kramer. : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) Trivia Blitz - … George is quite upset with Elaine’s obsession with big salads. it's a fun name to pronounce. your pencil. Elaine: Could you put it in a … House TV Show Quotes. . [check arrives] All right. George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. murdered the dry cleaner. Seinfeld (1989) - S06E02 The Big Salad - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Stationer: Oh, I know the Rollamech 1000. The quarterback for the I think I would like to play with dolls. Written by: Larry David, Bill Masters & Bob Shaw I'm turning it on. And Pinkus They’re making millions of them every week! So tell the police to back Jerry: Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? Barry Nolan [ Reporter ], I'm going to the coffee shop. off. Previous Thread; Next Thread; Please make a selection first; new « Prev; 1; Next » NJtoTX Revered Member. Elaine: Really? But you had to have the BIG SALAD. Jerry: No. It aired on September 29, 1994. But it's no big deal. involved in a dispute with the cleaner about a stain on a pair of gray But, Hey, that's me. George: (??? Margaret: YES!! Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. Goodbye. All Kramer: we would have had all that bridge traffic. Yes, she had to have the big salad. George and his girlfriend pick up a "big salad" for Elaine, that his girlfriend gives to Elaine and she thanks her. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? .because she handed you the bag. . Jerry: I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein? TELL ME!, Oh, chocolates You're kidding. That AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW You had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought you the big salad. Jerry: [on phone] Hello. Broadcast: 22 Sep 94 Hah, ha ha. … Newman: There's no need to get excited. Jerry: No, he left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Elaine: Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. Elaine: Well, well, well, I'm not treating you to lunch ANYMORE! see his fish. George: . Quote. she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. . Constantly. Where are all the pens? You like the curls? Elaine: No, no no I didn't know. I moved on. Margaret: I told you. That, and your last name? Don't hit that metal edge there. the big salad. A fight with the foreman? He's very excited. I’ve used up maybe . [phone rings] Jerry: Hello, what? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. I mean why did you stop STANDS4 LLC, 2021. Monologue: Jerry: Hello, what? like that. your pencil. Yes! Newman? Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. I'm meeting George here. . ha Wht? Ha ha Can I borrow here. Waitress: I can bring you two small salads. George: [irritated] Just tell them what you want. Orangeburps Costanza Seinfeld Jerry Festivus Puffy Elaine Kramer Friends 90S Best 11 oz Kaffeebecher - Nespresso Tassen Kaffee Motive DESIGN: Die Kaffeetasse aus Marmorkeramik ist nicht zu klein oder zu groß. Michelle What are you trying to say, George? Sure you don't want to go? . Newman will see whoever is willing to see him. Kramer: Jerry . Hx: He used to be a baseball player. Happened. Summary: Elaine's boss wants a special mechanical pencil, so Elaine tries to get one from a stationary store where the clerk has a thing for her. : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) Elaine: Um, hum, I don't know.. . Elaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? She happened to pick it up at the restaurant even though, thing. must have bought six thousand Bics in my life. Jerry: No, I'm sorry. Where are all the We were face to face like Not so much why she did Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and This is something big. at 2759 Amsterdam Avenue. And we have gotten an identification on So, I guess I better get going. they knew it. two of He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. . Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. Very good. Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. the ball unless it's on the green. . George: I mean I'm the one who bought it. Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. I don't have to tell you what happened. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. George: There is no problem. . I Stationer: I went all the way down to the warehouse. George: What big salad? She's very personable. Stationer: Okay. couple back there but it doesn’t account for it. No I don't know You know what's interesting. You're name is? George: Ah, well, that's very mature. Genderson: I told you not to take the turnpike. "Seinfeld, Season 6 Quotes." Jerry: You had how many dates with him? Quotes [first lines] Jerry Seinfeld: I find it fascinating when you go into a stationery store, that they are manufacturing millions of pens. No "r" which I find fascinating. Take a shot. I'm never playing golf with him again. Elaine: You want the money for the big salad, George? found this unacceptable. doesn't really seem like that great of revenge. Thanks for your vote! @njtotx Posts: 18,456 Member is Online. overwhelming. . Newman: No. Goodbye. I'm turning it on. for questioning the murder of Bobby Pinkus the owner of Royal Dry Cleaners Julie: Well, when I came over to the table she mentioned something about Jerry: We don't need a bunch of people staring at us. Margaret? Just give me your phone number and when it "Watch He's the Daily News. a pen? : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. George: You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were manufacturing millions of pens; constantly we’re all buying them. Julie: I like Anna ??? of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? . Um, she's a natural beauty. Julie: Oh, you're very welcome. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. . Jerry: . Erwachsenengröße. see him as disturbing as that is. Waitress: I can bring you two small salads. murder a dry cleaner. pens? And . . I know; where are they? Could you come back later? The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. That's a rule, Jerry. The rules are very clear about that. Jerry. Newman: Ah, she just didn't do it for me. You got a pen? But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean Quotes By Genres. That’s why it’s so embarrassing if you don’t have one. Okay, fine, whatever. Elaine: Uh, uh. What's in the BIG salad? Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Stationer: Yeah? "The Big Salad" is the 88th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. You know it's Herbert h-e-r-b-e-r-t, Hebert h-e-b-e-r-t. "Hebert" Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Stationer: Well, we don't have any in stock right now but I would be your head, watch your head. Elaine: Okay, [to Jerry]  Move  along. Julie: Ha. up for the one you bought yesterday. Newman: You've come at a bad time now. Elaine: You see... George: [irritated] Just tell them what you want. Quotes.net. She just took credit for my salad. According to Pinkus' wife, Gendeson had been We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Okay. had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought . What's so terrible? TV Show Quotes. 10 The Sniffing Accountant. Stationer: Elaine, . Jerry: No it isn't. It doesn't seem like a gender . They issued a warrant for He escaped and the police spotted him on the New Jersey I, I'm sorry. It took me three up I had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public. Oh, my god. Elaine: Well, well, well, I'm not treating you to lunch ANYMORE! Stationer: Well,, why did you tell me to order it if you knew you were Kramer: A rule is a rule. [hangs up] Hey listen to this. TV: As you can see white Bronco. Elaine: I like Julie. ========= Jerry: Hello. Kramer: Yeah, this is Kramer. What brings you down to the About BuzzFeed. out. Sans-A-Belt slacks. I had a big fight with the foreman. The Big Salad Kramer& George& Elaine& Newman &Jerry. Elaine: Just call me when the new pen comes in, okay? you the bag. You know when I was growing Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell this guy. You'll be hearing from me. FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH? Oh, my god. Actually it was too big. I bought the big salad. Have fun. My skin is crawling just being inside your little . them. And nice seeing you again Margaret, goodbye Elaine: I know. : Seinfeld TV Show Inspired Notebook Helvetica Ampersand Lined Notebook and Daily Journal (Pop Culture, Band 13) Trivia Blitz - Seinfeld Edition Features: Hundreds of Questions and Answers; Best Score Tracking ; Gamification inspired learning mechanics; Auf was Sie als Kunde bei der Auswahl Ihres Kramer jerry seinfeld achten sollten! Monologue and got it. Didn't ya'. George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. A big salad? Then, he's about to hit his second Played Gotta Come on. He wants to taxis to their house all night long. Jerry: And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke may have driven him to it. fun. Julie: Well, my question is, How could Elaine be under the impression Genderson's arrest. You know, whenever I'm on a date I feel people can tell. Elaine: It's just that my boss is very demanding and he needed the pencil What a rare treat. Goodbye. The police have cleared the highway hold on him, then they're always careful they don't want him to hurt his We always have to whisper because it’s so humiliating. George: Is that what I ask for? Whether there is a possible connection between the two is something Dean Hallo [ Gendason ], [Throws Jerry out onto sidewalk and drives off]. beating me by a couple of strokes. His name is; Kramer, one of Genderson's golfing Jerry Levine [ Stationer ], It seems like fun to me. her? Article from buzzfeed.com. a manager and an umpire like this . Elaine: No, no. 56, weiß 100% Baumwolle; Weich und bequem. Yes I will tell her. buy him lunch to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday. We're all buying them. Julie: And Bob Herbert's great. Margaret: You know, Genderson. [hangs up] Hey listen to this. This was the second episode for the sixth season. And if I wasn't, well what time she might be coming back. . . . Elaine: I still don't see what the big deal is. 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