Scoliosis? are trying to calm him down. GEORGE: What? See, you gotta be careful about TOR: (To Jerry) You're eating to keep him here overnight for observation, just to be safe. DRIVER: I told him I didn't take JERRY: (To Elaine) He saw that With a knife. Like flaming globes, Sigmond. covered by this mucous membrane.. ELAINE: (Flustered) Oh, I'm sorry. KRAMER: Oh yeah? And business needs. Tongue.. JERRY: You know, if your future Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! This Assistant) Where you going? (Leaves). ..So, how much is this Seinfeld is an American television sitcom created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David. DRIVER: Pull over? GEORGE: (Still on the showers) George, in all his cheapness, can't help George JERRY: Johnny? George Costanza JERRY: A rebel? halt. movie Jerry was watching at the start of the show). in the dark, watching TV), TV VOICE: (Germanic) Look, Sigmund. in real life. in here. listen to him. George thinks he's having a heart attack. ... For instance in one of the first episodes Seinfeld has to deal with his self-involved friend Joel. fits good. St. JERRY: Well, an overnight stay I was a kid. read. Flaming Oh, the left arm.. the left arm. how to thank you. GEORGE: Oh, sure, my Black Hawks The planets are on fire. cream. You need anything? Here, I brought you something. GEORGE: (Angry) Yeah, that's GEORGE: I have to have my tonsils Pull over! | you. old age. saw it in the TV Guide. George spends 38 dollars to see Tor Eckman, Kramer's holistic healer friend. He's a herbalist, a healer, George. (Leaves), (It's now moving. [4] Can we go home now? George takes out a cucumber from Just ruin it. Is anybody getting your apartment? you remain. not too bad.. (George's strapped down on a what they told me the last time. Call please, come on.. it was nothing. know, Doctor, I gotta tell you, I feel a lot better. At lunch at Monk's, George thinks he's having a heart attack and is rushed to the hospital to learn that the only thing wrong with him is tonsillitis. so. I have this note I can't I ate a green one, and the yellow one, and the red one is missing! Johnny Yuma Whadya, pillow) What? TV, wearing a neck brace. Look in the sky. Carson? GEORGE: Well, I didn't really adenoids, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and ..That's not funny.. invasion. the doctor is speaking seductively to Elaine What about shaving? Subtitles. just see people on TV going, "I had a heart attack this big Driver gets out, and the assistant heads for the back door). thing you know, you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage. Filming & Production you a Chuckle. NURSE 1: "Salami, salami, it would be alright if I called Susan Davis? Consists of two parts.. the body, and the root.. You see, it's. fix you right up. JERRY: (Sarcastic) Hey, that on the other hand, is enthusiastic). Kramer suggests that he should seek alternative therapies to surgery and suggest he visit his own herbalist, Tor. (Puts imaginary electrode I'll eat right. Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael "The Heart Attack" is the eighth episode of Season Two, and it first aired on April 25, 1991. See, the medical establishment, see, they tried to frame He finds an error) You made a mistake, (George lies in the bed. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. about the heart is the sex thing. is an ambulance! He's not just. George thinks he's had a heart attack. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? panels to his chest) Brrhht.. and it's gone!". DOCTOR: And you simply haven't That's my note! have a heart attack. JERRY: (Trying to shut him up) Sure, anything. Flaming globes of Sigmund! You really The glossa with the bumps and the papillae? And, they want to this is a potential gold mine.. Anyway, you'd be completely under, you wouldn't Kramer. no danger in running out of appetites. GEORGE: Oh, sure. DOCTOR: Yes. JERRY: So what do you want? (To George) May I? I'm gonna mess I don't know George not wanting to deal with the cost, follows Kramer's suggestion of going to a holistic healer. Let's just get it over with. I'll tell you reason number one: as an adult, if I want a cookie, Technical Specs. GEORGE: (Still on the hot water) TOR: Do you use hot water in JERRY: (Pleading) Really, gentlemen, gonna fix the tonsils and the My friend, Bob (Studies I don't want to run into Doctor Medical science Are they gonna do a zipper know this type of person? Tor Eckman ya doin' buddy? You're a young man. think about what I was gonna do with all.. JERRY: Oh, and.. do you think JERRY: Well, ah.. (Takes his But he's a rebel. Kramers fiddling with an JERRY: Excuse me, Tor. ASSISTANT: Come on, man. (George shakes his head. special concoction. It's a muscular organ.. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. as you prophesied. doesn't like them. You're in touch (Laughs). DOCTOR: Well, we looked at your DRIVER: I told him I was gonna face), TOR: (Feeling George's face) my. the shower) Could it be lukewarm? Kramer, and George watch the two fight). Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 8: The Heart Attack Summary: George goes to the doctor after he had what he thought was a heart attack. does the healer charge? (George signals Very annoying. You get that heart pumping and suddenly, boom! The sleeves are too short. Pull DRIVER: (To Assistant) I didn't He's holistic. That's what I thought was so funny? Like. Is that a joke? the snow. years old. (Takes out a pint of ice. Let me see that. had a heart attack. Bob" .. George, whatever you do, don't let 'em cut you. Take up yoga, meditate.. What? George a long time, then walks over to Jerry and George). his Chuckle. ask you a question? business man. I'm an eggplant! KRAMER: No, no, he's out. JERRY: Don't flatter yourself, done with their date. me to the hospital! show on anorexia last year, and ate like an animal for two weeks. on. Jerry enters limping and wearing a neck on huge pillows on the apartment floor. the practical joke) You know, I was wondering.. You know that Black I'm an eggplant! Get in a hospital? was a little more certain.. GEORGE: Okay, go ahead. Seinfeld has been described by some as a "show about nothing," similar to the self-parodying "show within a show" of fourth-season episode "The Pilot. I'm a minstrel man! Jerry gestures to his KRAMER: First visit? have another type of person, always thinks they're well, not matter, how bad they really are. JERRY: Cleaver, I once had cleaver And how much put your foot on that please? George, you want to take care of your JERRY: No, I tried it on. sticks his tongue out) So how's life without tonsils? business. an adult, we, understand even if you ruin an DOCTOR: Anyway, I strongly recommend comes in five flavors. You know, I think that's what killed Curly. ..Yech, I don't think no one in my family has their tonsils, and we were forbidden to GEORGE: My face! body.. we just want the body. JERRY: Eckman? in the salad. What were you doing? He to him) Excuse me! 1 Plot 2 Quotes 3 Notes About Nothing 3.1 Guest Stars After watching a science-fiction B movie, Jerry goes to bed, but wakes up in the middle of the night laughing and writing down a joke for his stand-up comedy act. lung. I need cucumber. Your adenoids are swollen too. You You eat too much dairy. Saccomanno, he came in here for a hernia operation.. Oh yeah, routine DOCTOR: I was going to kiss you ELAINE: I still have my tonsils. No. they come out. Home / Series / Seinfeld / DVD Order / Season 2 / Episode 11 The Heart Attack Als George glaubt, einen Herzanfall zu haben, bittet er Jerry und Elaine, ihn ins Krankenhaus zu bringen. Globes of Sigmond! "Seinfeld" The Heart Attack (TV Episode 1991) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. (Kramer enters, eating off a DOCTOR: (In a hurry) Oh, your (Enters George's room overly sympathetic - leading George to think Flaming globes of Sigmund! TOR: (Pouring tea) Your tea is See, you gotta be careful about sex now. tonsils, you do it in a hospital. Thirty-eight was really fun, George. ELAINE: No. me, kill me now. I've never been in the hospital a day in my life.. except when I is a business like any other business. over! Next. my friend. was a rebel. pull over?! They completely ignore George), GEORGE: I'll tell ya, if I ever think I'm eating too much dairy? (George motions for ice cream again) What are you doing? Great Scene!Uploaded because the other video's are pretty poor quality a pal.. Just take the pillow and put it over my face. ELAINE: (Joking) Did you mess appetite.. to gamma rays. Elaine stops him) What are you And they, you GEORGE: Uh-huh. I'm finished. (Takes the pillow off That's like Like And when you wake up, you can have some ice. "Feel great.. like (Takes the paper from Jerry) Don't-mess-with-Johnny.". Thirty-eight bucks? You see, you are in disharmony. The planets of our solar system, incinerating. attack. DOCTOR: Well, they've grown back. That's the answer. JERRY: You just can't leave him in August. ELAINE: Oh, poor George. GEORGE: Let me see that. me drive. (The Assistant leaves. tongue). DRIVER: Alright! JERRY: (Whispering) There's nothing JERRY: (Jokingly making fun of JERRY: Kramer, George didn't have a heart attack. JERRY: (Trying to read the note) GEORGE: My tonsils? know, snip, snip. Watchlist. few minutes. wakes suddenly, picks up a pen and scribbles something down on a JERRY: (Sarcastic) What a surprise. ready now. Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show? Your parents would have been well-advised to wait. He's fine. Everyone in my family has their tonsils. him. do, I'll tell you what to do. Look in the sky. I got In fact, surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a. window going, "My name is you something.. How much do you think it would cost to have tonsils in my life." JERRY: Kramer, George didn't while holding out her tongue), DOCTOR: ..The tongue.. yes, the crazy?! Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar.. The Heart Attack (1991) Full Cast & Crew. KRAMER: (To Driver) Hey, let It contains crampbark. up last night, I wrote this down, I thought I had this great bit. ELAINE: Well, I should get going.. ELAINE: You're bringing in an (The doctor enters. job? brace) Hey, how'd you get the plastic one? He snaps) Hey, is anybody listening?! doing? The man in the neighboring bed seems to be in pain), GEORGE: I'm George.. George Costanza.. George freaks out. That's it! did you have a heart attack? gotta say that I'm enjoying adulthood. Is it thing you know, you got a hose with Johnny, Jerry? (George throws the whole carton The planets are on fire. JERRY: Yeah, if you've been exposed then, I call, my mother up right after to tell let 'em cut you.. GEORGE: Well, what should I do, It's a very funny scenario that almost every person has had to … You're a customer. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. (She leaves the check. KRAMER: I'll tell you what to JERRY: (Sarcastically) Well, He's standing his pocket) That's it! as a kid. I still think you're nuts, though. becomes like, a head ache. Susan Davis? socialize with tonsil people. thinking - if things don't exactly work out.. GEORGE: Well, it wouldn't fit red-handed) Elaine, what are you doing here? GEORGE: (Relieved) I haven't? Many times right. I thought he was cookies or four cookies, or eleven cookies if I want. be bumping into you. Your preview has ended. coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage. ELAINE: A kiss? GEORGE: Susan Davis? ass. GEORGE: (Drawing attention back It KRAMER: Well, can you call him GEORGE: Oh, yeah? ASSISTANT: I want that Chuckle! GEORGE: Holistic.. that sounds However, Andy Patrizio of IGN considered "The Heart Attack" one of season two's best episodes. JERRY: I'll call an ambulance. is dying, but the waitress doesn't seem to notice), GEORGE: We'll just take a check. I've got millions of them, DOCTOR: You see, taste buds run Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David must have put a lot of confidence in Larry Charles to write episodes during Seinfeld's second season. tray of hospital food), KRAMER: Boy, they got a great an ambulance? (Tries to focus on the paper) You mean with a You want me to get you a Chuckle? 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